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Google DeepMind Is Leaking Its Brightest Brains to OpenAI, Anthropic and Meta, and the Stock Felt It

2026-06-23

Google won the talent, paid billions to keep it, and is now watching it walk out the door to the companies with IPOs.

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Within a single week Google DeepMind lost two of the most important names in modern AI. Noam Shazeer, co-author of Attention Is All You Need, the paper that birthed the Transformer, and a co-lead on Gemini, announced on June 18 he was leaving for OpenAI. Days later John Jumper, the Nobel laureate behind AlphaFold, confirmed he is heading to Anthropic. When the people who invented your foundations start picking rivals, that is not turnover, that is a verdict.

It is not just two. Denny Zhou, who founded Google Brain's reasoning team, had already decamped to Meta, and Jonas Adler and Alexander Pritzel, both tied to Gemini and AlphaFold, confirmed moves to Anthropic, making four heading to the Claude maker within days. Google spent a reported 2.7 billion bringing Shazeer back through Character.AI in 2024 and installing him atop Gemini, and he still left. Money got him in the building. It did not keep him there.

The market noticed, with Alphabet shares sliding around 5 to 6 percent on June 22 as the departures piled up. The uncomfortable subtext is structural: Anthropic and OpenAI have IPOs on the horizon and the upside that comes with them, and a publicly traded giant simply cannot dangle the same lottery ticket. Google can out-spend almost anyone. It is learning it cannot always out-recruit the promise of getting rich on the way up.

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What actually happened
  • Noam Shazeer, co-author of Attention Is All You Need and a Gemini co-lead, announced on June 18 he is leaving Google for OpenAI.
  • John Jumper, the Nobel laureate behind AlphaFold, confirmed he will join Anthropic after nearly nine years at DeepMind.
  • Denny Zhou, founder of Google Brain's reasoning team, had already moved to Meta, and Jonas Adler and Alexander Pritzel confirmed moves to Anthropic.
  • Google reportedly paid around 2.7 billion in 2024 to bring Shazeer back via Character.AI and made him a Gemini co-lead.
  • Alphabet shares fell roughly 5 to 6 percent on June 22 as the departures mounted, with reports tying it to AI talent retention fears.
Silver lining
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    Talent this strong moving freely is a sign of a ferociously healthy, competitive AI field, not a dying one, and the ideas these researchers seeded at DeepMind will keep paying off. Google still has enormous depth and compute, and a shake-up can clear room for the next generation of leaders to step up.

Who got burned
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    Google DeepMind, which assembled the most decorated AI roster on earth, paid billions to hold onto it, and is now watching its founders and a Nobel laureate choose the competition. When the architects of your technology would rather build it somewhere else, the prestige starts to look like a launchpad for everyone else.

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