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Release
November 19, 2026
Pre-orders
June 25, 2026
Platforms
PS5 · Xbox
Spoiler-Free Survival Guide
Don't let a thumbnail ruin 12 years of waiting.
How to dodge every GTA 6 spoiler, and every stupid thing you'll try instead.
The News Desk
Every GTA VI development, with Sally's verdict attached.
FeaturedSony's Vice City Takeover Ends
Sony Wore Vice City for a Week, Then Took the Costume Off
“Det mest forpligtende forhold Sony har haft i årevis varede præcis syv dage.”
FeaturedSally over-analyzed every official GTA VI screenshot, pixel by pixel
I Counted 63 GTA VI Screenshots And Read Every Single Sign So You Could Sleep
“Denne bunke på 63 skærmbilleder er et glas vand i en copium-ørken, og ja, det er virkelig så godt.”
FeaturedThe Physical Disc Double Dip
Grand Theft Auto VI: Physical Edition
“Dit fysiske GTA 6 er en kode i en aeske, og den rigtige disk haenger fast paa 'de kommende maneder', mens din pung bliver spurgt to gange.”
FeaturedThe $100 Singleplayer Paywall
Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition
“Aartiets spil har lige bedt dig om hundrede dollars for at lade dig shoppe inde i dets eget singleplayer.”
FeaturedPre-Orders Open June 25
Grand Theft Auto VI
“Efter mere end et år med total stilhed blinker Rockstar endelig, åbner din tegnebog den June 25 og får dig alligevel til at vente til november med rent faktisk at spille det.”
Take-Two's $8B Launch Bet
Take-Two Bet Eight Billion Dollars That You Cannot Say No
“En hel børsnoteret virksomhed er nu en GTA 6 pre-order med en aktiekurs hæftet på.”
Still Waiting on Trailer 3
GTA 6 Trailer 3: The Most Anticipated Video That Does Not Exist Yet
“Rockstar har lavet det at gøre absolut ingenting om til det mest sete indhold på internettet.”
White House Cosplays the Cover
The White House Cosplayed a GTA 6 Cover to Look Cool, and Rockstar Answered With Two Words
“Det mægtigste embede på jorden valgte en andens coverart frem for sit eget budskab og fik præcis de to ord, det havde fortjent.”
Media Hub
Cover Art Reveal
The June 2026 announcement
Trailer 2
The one that broke the silence
Trailer 1
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