🎬 Movie Review
Alpha
Directed by Julia Ducournau · Saoirse Ronan, Dev Patel
Horror/Drama · 2026-03-27
“Ducournau Titane dan keyin yanada bezovta qiluvchi va go'zal narsa yasadi. Alpha doktorlik tana dahshati.”
7.9/ 10
Alpha jismoniy noqulaylik va intellektual jonlilik beradi.
Effektlar hayratlanarli.
Ikkinchi parda chuqur kiradi. Lekin oxirgi 30 daqiqa ibtidoiy kino.
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What it nails
- 01
Ronan yilning ijrosi
- 02
Tana dahshatini qayta belgilovchi effektlar
- 03
Har lahza hikoyaga xizmat
- 04
Final unutilmas
What it botches
- 01
Ikkinchi parda zich
- 02
Patel kam yozilgan
- 03
Zaif yuraklar uchun emas
- 04
Metaforalar og'ir
Who it's for
Mohiyat istagan qo'rqinch fanlari.
Who should skip
Zaif oshqozonlilar.
The marketing roast
Mukofot oladigan yoki taqiqlanadigan film.
Your turn
Your website, CV, or whatever you made. I'll roast that too.
A full teardown from €2,99. No mercy.