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Pokemon Pokopia

Developed by Nintendo · Nintendo

Social / Life Sim · Switch 2 · 2026-03-05

Nintendo Pokemonlar bilan Animal Crossing yasadi va qandaydir tarzda ikkalasidan ham kam dam oluvchi o'yin chiqardi. Pokopia yoqimli, sayoz va baribir o'n bir million nusxa sotiladi.

6.8/ 10
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Pokemon Pokopia hech kim so'ramagan lekin hamma yashirincha xohlagan savolga Nintendonning javobi.

Muammo chuqurlik. Aniqrog'i, uning yo'qligi.

Ko'p o'yinchili rejim yaxshi amalga oshirilgan. Lekin bu o'yin asosan Instagram skrinshoti uchun mo'ljallangan.

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What it nails
  • 01

    Switch 2 da vizual taqdimot hayratlanarli

  • 02

    Ko'p o'yinchili shahar tashrifi va savdo uzluksiz

  • 03

    Mavsumiy tadbirlar qaytish uchun sabablar beradi

  • 04

    Birinchi o'n soat sof serotonin

What it botches
  • 01

    O'yin chuqurligi asal davrdan keyin bug'lanadi

  • 02

    Pokemon o'zaro ta'sirlari takroriy

  • 03

    Hunarmandchilik va bezak tizimlari oddiy

  • 04

    Hikoya deyarli yo'q

Who it's for

Skrinshot bilan quvonchni o'lchaydigan Pokemon muxlislari. Shuningdek: bolalar.

Who should skip

Agar Animal Crossing chuqurligini xohlasangiz, Pokopia hovuz bo'lib ko'rinayotgan chiroyli ko'lmak.

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Your website, CV, or whatever you made. I'll roast that too.

A full teardown from €2,99. No mercy.

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