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OpenAI Closes Record $122 Billion Funding Round

Tech
7/10
2026-03-31·Source
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Sally's Take

OpenAI tarixdagi eng katta xususiy moliyalashtirish raundini yopdi. Yuz yigirma ikki milliard dollar, sakkiz yuz ellik ikki milliard dollar bahoda. Hech qachon foyda koermagan kompaniya endi koepchilik mamlakatlarning YaIMdan koera qimmatroq. Va investorlar tom maonoda pul tashlash uchun bir-birlari bilan urushmoqda.

Amazon ellik milliard dollar qoeydi. Oettiz besh milliardi faqat OpenAI suniy umumiy intellektga erishsa yoki ommaviy joeyilsa toelanadi. Bezos tom maonoda singularlikka pul tikmoqda. Nvidia oettiz milliard qoeydi chunki oltin isitmasi paytida belkurak sotish yetarlicha foydali emas edi. SoftBank ham shunday qildi chunki Masa Son hech qachon quvib yetolmaydigan baho koermagan. Va birinchi marta uch milliard oddiy chakana investorlardan keldi. Pensiya fondingiz endi GPT narsalarni toequb chiqarishni toextatish yoki toextatmasligiga boglik boelishi mumkin.

Kompaniya oyiga ikki milliard dollar daromad olishini aytmoqda. Oetgan yili oeon uch nuqta bir milliard. Va hamon pulni sanab ulgurishdan tezroq sarflamoqda. IPO bu yilning keyingi qismida kutilmoqda, bu Wall Street chatbot kompaniyasi daromadning oltmish besh barobarida savdo qilinganda nima boelishini kashf etadi degani. Hammaga omad.

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What Actually Happened

  • OpenAI 852 milliard dollar bahoda 122 milliard dollarlik moliyalashtirish raundini yopdi, tarixdagi eng katta xususiy raund
  • Amazon 50 milliard dollar investitsiya qildi, 35 milliardi IPO yoki AGIga erishishga boglik
  • Nvidia va SoftBank har biri 30 milliard dollar investitsiya qildi
  • Birinchi marta banklar orqali chakana investorlardan 3 milliard dollar yigildi
  • Kompaniya oyiga 2 milliard dollar daromad oladi lekin hali foydali emas
  • 2026-yilda IPO keng kutilmoqda

Who Got Burned

B Seriyasi taasirchanli deb oeylagan har bir startup asoschisi. Daromadning 65 barobari bahoda hech qachon foyda koermagan kompaniyaga jamgarmasini tikkan chakana investorlar. Va ehtimol texnologiya sohasida ratsional baholash tushunchasi.

Silver Lining

Yoqtiring yoki yoqtirmang, bu dunyo koergan eng katta AI infratuzilmaga tikish. Agar OpenAI vaoda qilganining yarmini ham bajara olsa, o investorlar daholarday koerinaveradi. Kapital koelami koeraproq hisoblash quvvati, koeraproq tadqiqot va hamma uchun tezroq yutuqlarni anglatadi.

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