Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Miley Cyrus escreveu uma carta para o seu eu mais jovem para o Especial de 20 Anos de Hannah Montana.”
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The Bright Side
Despida de ironia, Cyrus entrega uma performance vocal que prova que nunca precisou da bola de demolicao.
Hardest Sneer
“Dois minutos. A musica tem dois minutos de duracao.”
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Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.