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Whatever's Clever!

Charlie Puth · Pop

5.4/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Charlie Puth lancou um album chamado Whatever's Clever! que e exatamente a energia de alguem que atingiu o pico com uma musica de anuncio de carro.
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The Bright Side

Durante anos a critica a Puth era que ele tinha o talento mas nao parava de apontar para ele.

Hardest Sneer

O titulo do album tem um ponto de exclamacao. Esse e o tipo de entusiasmo fabricado que define toda a carreira de Charlie Puth.

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Issues (3)

80s cosplay

Receipt

The entire album sounds like it was produced in 1987. Which would be impressive if it was 1987 and not 2026.

Fix

Nostalgia is a flavor, not a cuisine. Blend the influences instead of photocopying them.

Emotional vacancy

Receipt

Puth writes about his marriage with the emotional depth of a Hallmark card. The feelings are present but the vulnerability is performed.

Fix

Stop producing your emotions. Let a vocal crack exist. Let a mix be imperfect. Be human.

TikTok musicology brain

Receipt

You can hear the moment in every song where Puth thought about how it would perform on social media. The hooks are engineered, not felt.

Fix

Write a song without imagining the TikTok comment section. Just once.