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Release
November 19, 2026
Pre-orders
June 25, 2026
Platforms
PS5 · Xbox
Spoiler-Free Survival Guide
Don't let a thumbnail ruin 12 years of waiting.
How to dodge every GTA 6 spoiler, and every stupid thing you'll try instead.
The News Desk
Every GTA VI development, with Sally's verdict attached.
FeaturedSony's Vice City Takeover Ends
Sony Wore Vice City for a Week, Then Took the Costume Off
“O relacionamento mais comprometido que a Sony teve em anos durou exatamente sete dias.”
FeaturedSally over-analyzed every official GTA VI screenshot, pixel by pixel
I Counted 63 GTA VI Screenshots And Read Every Single Sign So You Could Sleep
“Esta enxurrada de 63 capturas de tela é um copo de água num deserto de copium, e sim, é genuinamente assim de bom.”
FeaturedThe Physical Disc Double Dip
Grand Theft Auto VI: Physical Edition
“O teu GTA 6 fisico e um codigo numa caixa, e o disco a serio continua preso em 'nos proximos meses' enquanto pedem a tua carteira duas vezes.”
FeaturedThe $100 Singleplayer Paywall
Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition
“O jogo da decada acabou de te pedir cem dolares para te deixar ir as compras dentro do proprio modo de um jogador.”
FeaturedPre-Orders Open June 25
Grand Theft Auto VI
“Depois de mais de um ano de silêncio total, a Rockstar finalmente pisca, abre a sua carteira no June 25 e ainda assim te faz esperar até novembro para jogar de verdade.”
Take-Two's $8B Launch Bet
Take-Two Bet Eight Billion Dollars That You Cannot Say No
“Uma empresa de capital aberto inteira virou uma pré-venda de GTA 6 com código de bolsa colado.”
Still Waiting on Trailer 3
GTA 6 Trailer 3: The Most Anticipated Video That Does Not Exist Yet
“A Rockstar transformou não fazer absolutamente nada no conteúdo mais assistido da internet.”
White House Cosplays the Cover
The White House Cosplayed a GTA 6 Cover to Look Cool, and Rockstar Answered With Two Words
“O gabinete mais poderoso do planeta preferiu a capa de outra pessoa a uma mensagem própria, e recebeu exatamente as duas palavras que mereceu.”
Media Hub
Cover Art Reveal
The June 2026 announcement
Trailer 2
The one that broke the silence
Trailer 1
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