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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

8.2/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Robyn zniknela na 8 lat i wrocila jakby nigdy nie odeszla. Sexistential to kryzys egzystencjalny do ktorego naprawde tancowalbys.
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The Bright Side

W wieku 46 lat Robyn pisze o IVF, samotnym macierzynstwie i pozadaniu z ta sama precyzja emocjonalna.

Hardest Sneer

Tytulowy utwor laczy wyznaniowe teksty o IVF z odniesieniami do komedii Adama Sandlera z 2008 roku.

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Issues (3)

Eight-year gaps between albums

Receipt

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

Fix

Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

The Zohan reference

Receipt

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

Fix

Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

Sequencing choices

Receipt

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

Fix

Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.