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Anthropic's Internal Model Finds Bugs Hidden Since 1998

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2026-04-09·Source
Wewnetrzny model analizy kodu Anthropic znalazl krytyczne luki w bazach kodu dzialajacych w produkcji od 1998 roku. Jedna z nich byla w bibliotece uzywanej przez kazdy bank w Europie. Spij dobrze.
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What Actually Happened

  • Anthropic used an internal variant of Claude to analyze widely used open source libraries for security bugs.
  • The model identified several critical memory-handling vulnerabilities in code that had been in production since 1998.
  • One affected library is a dependency in payment processing systems used by major European banks.
  • Anthropic disclosed the bugs to maintainers before publishing the research and is not currently offering this capability as a paid product.

Who Got Burned

Kazdy dostawca analizy statycznej ktory pobiera od przedsiebiorstw szesciocyfrowe kwoty rocznie za narzedzia ktore tego nie znalazly. Rowniez kazdy audytor zgodnosci ktory podpisal 'najlepsze praktyki branzowe'.

Silver Lining

Bledy zostaly zalatane. Skoordynowane ujawnianie zadzialalo. A nastepna generacja narzedzi do analizy kodu wlasnie zobaczyla sufit, co oznacza ze podloga pojdzie w gore dla wszystkich.

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