Sexistential
Robyn · Electropop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Robyn verdween 8 jaar en kwam terug alsof ze nooit weg was geweest. Sexistential is de existentiele crisis waar je daadwerkelijk op zou dansen. Ze heeft op de een of andere manier midlife-overpeinzingen laten klinken als de beste avond van je leven.”
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The Bright Side
Op haar 46e schrijft Robyn over IVF, alleenstaand moederschap en verlangen met dezelfde emotionele precisie die Dancing On My Own tot een generatie-anthem maakte.
Hardest Sneer
“Het titelnummer koppelt bekennende teksten over IVF aan verwijzingen naar de 2008 Adam Sandler-komedie You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Robyn is de enige artiest die dat kan laten werken.”
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Issues (3)
Eight-year gaps between albums
Receipt
Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.
Fix
Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.
The Zohan reference
Receipt
The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.
Fix
Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.
Sequencing choices
Receipt
The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.
Fix
Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.