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ALL ROADS LEAD HOME

Central Cee · UK Rap/Drill

7/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Central Cee dropte een 7-track EP met de honger van iemand die negen maanden huur verschuldigd is. ALL ROADS LEAD HOME bewijst dat hij meer kan dan virale TikTok-hooks.
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The Bright Side

De productie is donker, gefocust en genre-vloeiend. Zeven tracks zonder opvulling. Central Cee zei alles wat hij moest zeggen en vertrok.

Hardest Sneer

Zeven tracks. Uitgebracht met guerrilla pop-ups in Shepherd's Bush. Central Cee markette deze EP met meer creativiteit dan de meeste artiesten in hun muziek stoppen.

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Issues (2)

Seven tracks is an EP, not an album

Receipt

Calling this a major release when it is seven tracks is generous. It is a statement of intent, not a body of work.

Fix

Either go longer or stop pretending seven songs is a full project. It is a tasting menu, not dinner.

Guerrilla marketing overshadowed the music

Receipt

The Shepherd's Bush pop-ups and radio freestyles got more coverage than the actual songs.

Fix

The music should be the story. Not the rollout.