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Anthropic's Internal Model Finds Bugs Hidden Since 1998

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2026-04-09·Source
Anthropic's interne code analyse model vond kritieke kwetsbaarheden in codebases die sinds 1998 in productie draaien. Een ervan was in een library die door elke bank in Europa gebruikt wordt. Slaap lekker.
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What Actually Happened

  • Anthropic used an internal variant of Claude to analyze widely used open source libraries for security bugs.
  • The model identified several critical memory-handling vulnerabilities in code that had been in production since 1998.
  • One affected library is a dependency in payment processing systems used by major European banks.
  • Anthropic disclosed the bugs to maintainers before publishing the research and is not currently offering this capability as a paid product.

Who Got Burned

Elke statische analyse vendor die enterprises zes cijfers per jaar rekent voor tools die dit niet vonden. Ook elke compliance auditor die 'industry best practice' reviews van de betrokken libraries afgetekend heeft.

Silver Lining

De bugs zijn gepatcht. Coordinated disclosure werkte. En de volgende generatie code analyse tools heeft net het plafond gezien, wat betekent dat de vloer voor iedereen gaat stijgen.

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