🎧 Music Roast
Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
“2분. 이 곡은 2분이다. 15년 전에 끝난 쇼를 기념하는 디즈니 스페셜을 위해.”
6.5/ 10
Miley Cyrus가 한나 몬타나 20주년 기념 스페셜을 위해 젊은 자신에게 편지를 썼다.
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The bright side
처음으로 아이러니를 벗고, Cyrus는 렉킹볼이 필요 없었음을 증명하는 보컬 퍼포먼스를 선보인다.
The issues (2)
01
Weaponized nostalgia
“This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.”
The fix There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
02
Two-minute runtime
“In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.”
The fix If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.
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