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Whatever's Clever!

Charlie Puth · Pop

5.4/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Charlie Puth가 Whatever's Clever!라는 앨범을 발매했다. 자동차 광고 노래로 정점을 찍은 사람의 에너지 그 자체다.
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The Bright Side

수년간 Puth에 대한 비판은 실력은 있지만 계속 그것을 가리킨다는 것이었다. Whatever's Clever!에서는 가리키기를 멈추고 그냥 연주한다.

Hardest Sneer

앨범 제목에 느낌표가 있다. Charlie Puth의 전체 경력을 정의하는 종류의 제조된 열정이다.

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Issues (3)

80s cosplay

Receipt

The entire album sounds like it was produced in 1987. Which would be impressive if it was 1987 and not 2026.

Fix

Nostalgia is a flavor, not a cuisine. Blend the influences instead of photocopying them.

Emotional vacancy

Receipt

Puth writes about his marriage with the emotional depth of a Hallmark card. The feelings are present but the vulnerability is performed.

Fix

Stop producing your emotions. Let a vocal crack exist. Let a mix be imperfect. Be human.

TikTok musicology brain

Receipt

You can hear the moment in every song where Puth thought about how it would perform on social media. The hooks are engineered, not felt.

Fix

Write a song without imagining the TikTok comment section. Just once.