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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

8.2/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Robyn은 8년간 사라졌다가 마치 떠나지 않았던 것처럼 돌아왔다. Sexistential은 실제로 춤추고 싶은 실존적 위기다.
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The Bright Side

46세의 Robyn은 IVF, 싱글맘, 욕망에 대해 Dancing On My Own을 세대적 앤섬으로 만든 것과 같은 감정적 정밀함으로 쓴다.

Hardest Sneer

타이틀 트랙은 IVF에 대한 고백적 가사를 2008년 아담 샌들러 코미디 언급과 결합한다.

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Issues (3)

Eight-year gaps between albums

Receipt

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

Fix

Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

The Zohan reference

Receipt

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

Fix

Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

Sequencing choices

Receipt

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

Fix

Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.