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HADES

Melanie Martinez · Alt-Pop

6.2/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Melanie Martinez가 디스토피아에 관한 18곡 컨셉 앨범 HADES를 발매했다.
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The Bright Side

Martinez는 모든 앨범에 걸쳐 시각적, 개념적 우주에 완전히 전념하는 몇 안 되는 팝 아티스트 중 하나다.

Hardest Sneer

디스토피아와 가부장적 악에 대한 18곡. 18. Martinez는 RAYE의 17곡 앨범을 보고 '내 컨셉 아트 좀 잡아봐'라고 했다.

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Issues (3)

18 tracks of concept

Receipt

Eighteen songs exploring dystopian patriarchal traps is a lot. Even concept albums need pacing, and HADES occasionally forgets that not every thought deserves its own track.

Fix

A great 12-track album is hiding inside this 18-track one. Find it.

Subtlety deficit

Receipt

Songs called 'Possession' and 'Uncanny Valley' exploring patriarchal evil leave nothing to interpretation. The metaphors are not metaphors when you explain them in the press release.

Fix

Trust the listener. Let the art speak. Stop annotating your own subtext.

Concept fatigue

Receipt

After Cry Baby, K-12, and PORTALS, another mythology-driven concept album risks feeling formulaic even when the execution is strong.

Fix

Martinez has earned the right to make a record without a lore bible. Just once.