Event Roasts
When corporations mess up, Sally keeps score. The biggest tech and gaming industry disasters, roasted with zero mercy.
All Events (6)
PlayStation Shuts Down Bluepoint Games + Dark Outlaw Games
2.5“Sony bought Bluepoint, gave them a live-service God of War nobody wanted, cancelled it, then closed the studio. Masterclass in mismanagement.”
Epic Games Fires 1,000 Employees
3“Epic spent more than Fortnite earned, panicked, and handed 1,000 people a cardboard box. Again.”
Disney Cancels OpenAI/Sora Partnership
4“Disney planned a billion-dollar AI bet with OpenAI, watched Sora implode, and pulled out faster than a studio exec cancelling a streaming show after one season.”
Meta Ordered to Pay $375M for Endangering Children
1.5“A jury told Meta what everyone already knew: they lied about child safety, and $375 million is the price tag for getting caught.”
45,000 Gaming Jobs Lost Since 2022
1“The gaming industry fired 45,000 people in four years and then wondered why nobody wants to make games anymore.”
OpenAI Partners with US Military, Anthropic Refuses
2“OpenAI went from 'AI safety is our mission' to 'here's unrestricted AI for the Department of Defense' faster than you can say 'pivot to profit.'”