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Sally's SuperClub

Where Sally puts on her reading glasses and gets serious. Professional reviews with actual substance behind the sass.

Free

  • Quick, punchy roast
  • Always finds the bright side
  • 3 reviews per day
  • No scorecard
  • No evidence or fixes
SuperClub

SuperClub

  • Everything in Free, plus...
  • Scorecard — 0–10 across categories
  • Issues with receipts — evidence-backed
  • Actionable fixes — specific improvements
  • PDF export — professional report
  • Unlimited reviews — no daily limit

What Can Sally Review?

Anything. Drop a link, upload a screenshot, or share a file. If it exists, Sally has opinions about it.

Websites & landing pages
LinkedIn profiles
Screenshots & images
Documents & PDFs
Spotify playlists
GitHub repos
Shoes & outfits
Chat conversations
Social media profiles
E-commerce listings
Portfolios & CVs
Literally anything

Pricing

Best value
€9.99
per year

That's €0.83/month. Less than the coffee you'll need after reading your results.

Monthly
€1.99
per month

Cancel anytime. No commitment, no hard feelings.

Sally's already judging whatever you're about to share. The only question is whether you want the full report or just the punchline.

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