Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Miley Cyrus escribio una carta a su yo mas joven para el Especial del 20 Aniversario de Hannah Montana y de alguna manera lo hizo sonar como un momento emocional genuino y una oportunidad de licencia de Disney.”
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The Bright Side
Despojada de ironia por una vez, Cyrus entrega una actuacion vocal que demuestra que nunca necesito la bola de demolicion.
Hardest Sneer
“Dos minutos. La cancion dura dos minutos. Para un especial de Disney celebrando un programa que termino hace 15 anos.”
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Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.