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Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.

Harry Styles · Dance-Pop/Disco

6.8/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Harry Styles lanzo un album con un titulo mas largo que la mayoria de sus canciones y lo llamo un disco de disco.
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The Bright Side

Styles se comprometio completamente con la produccion electronica y abandono la zona de confort del soft-rock de Harry's House.

Hardest Sneer

El titulo del album es 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.' Eso no es un titulo de album. Es una bio de Tumblr de 2014.

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Issues (3)

The title

Receipt

Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally. is objectively too long for an album title. It does not fit on a Spotify card without truncation.

Fix

Titles should intrigue, not exhaust. Pick one clause and commit.

Beats that pound instead of groove

Receipt

Disco is about groove, not volume. Several tracks here sound like someone described disco to an AI and the AI tried its best.

Fix

Study Nile Rodgers. Study Donna Summer. Disco breathes. Let your beats breathe.

Niche vs. accessible

Receipt

When one of the world's biggest pop stars makes an incredibly niche album, the result is confusion with occasional disco.

Fix

Niche is fine. Own it. But do not market it as a pop album and then deliver an art project.