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Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.

Harry Styles · Dance-Pop/Disco

El titulo del album es 'Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally.' Eso no es un titulo de album. Es una bio de Tumblr de 2014.

6.8/ 10
Cynical Sally roasts the music

Harry Styles lanzo un album con un titulo mas largo que la mayoria de sus canciones y lo llamo un disco de disco.

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The bright side

Styles se comprometio completamente con la produccion electronica y abandono la zona de confort del soft-rock de Harry's House.

The issues (3)
01

The title

Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally. is objectively too long for an album title. It does not fit on a Spotify card without truncation.

The fix  Titles should intrigue, not exhaust. Pick one clause and commit.

02

Beats that pound instead of groove

Disco is about groove, not volume. Several tracks here sound like someone described disco to an AI and the AI tried its best.

The fix  Study Nile Rodgers. Study Donna Summer. Disco breathes. Let your beats breathe.

03

Niche vs. accessible

When one of the world's biggest pop stars makes an incredibly niche album, the result is confusion with occasional disco.

The fix  Niche is fine. Own it. But do not market it as a pop album and then deliver an art project.

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Printed with disdain · Cynical Sally