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Pokemon Pokopia

Nintendo · Nintendo

7.2/10
Social / Life Sim·Switch 2·2026-03-05·Reviewed 2026-03-28
Pokemon Pokopia es lo que pasa cuando Nintendo admite que el mundo abierto funciona pero no sabe hacer arboles reales.
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The Review

Pokemon Pokopia toma la formula mundo abierto y la pule. El hardware de Switch 2 acaba con las presentaciones.

El ciclo captura-batalla sigue siendo el mas satisfactorio.

Los problemas son clasicos Game Freak: IA muerta, dificultad risible.

What It Nails

  • +Hardware Switch 2 hace justicia
  • +Diseños de criaturas creativos
  • +Region con personalidad
  • +Ciclo captura-batalla satisfactorio

What It Botches

  • -IA muerta tras 30 anos
  • -Dificultad ridicula
  • -Faltan funciones QoL
  • -Pop-in mejor pero presente
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Who It's For

Fans que esperaban que la serie alcanzara su potencial.

Who Should Skip

Quien espere un desafio real.

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