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Release
November 19, 2026
Pre-orders
June 25, 2026
Platforms
PS5 · Xbox
Spoiler-Free Survival Guide
Don't let a thumbnail ruin 12 years of waiting.
How to dodge every GTA 6 spoiler, and every stupid thing you'll try instead.
The News Desk
Every GTA VI development, with Sally's verdict attached.
FeaturedSony's Vice City Takeover Ends
Sony Wore Vice City for a Week, Then Took the Costume Off
“La relación más comprometida que ha tenido Sony en años duró exactamente siete días.”
FeaturedSally over-analyzed every official GTA VI screenshot, pixel by pixel
I Counted 63 GTA VI Screenshots And Read Every Single Sign So You Could Sleep
“Este aluvión de 63 capturas de pantalla es un vaso de agua en un desierto de copium, y sí, es de verdad así de bueno.”
FeaturedThe Physical Disc Double Dip
Grand Theft Auto VI: Physical Edition
“Tu GTA 6 fisico es un codigo en una caja, y el disco de verdad sigue atascado en 'los proximos meses' mientras le piden a tu cartera dos veces.”
FeaturedThe $100 Singleplayer Paywall
Grand Theft Auto VI: Ultimate Edition
“El juego de la decada acaba de pedirte cien dolares para dejarte ir de compras dentro de su propio modo individual.”
FeaturedPre-Orders Open June 25
Grand Theft Auto VI
“Tras más de un año de silencio total, Rockstar por fin parpadea, te abre la cartera el June 25 y aun así te hace esperar hasta noviembre para jugarlo de verdad.”
Take-Two's $8B Launch Bet
Take-Two Bet Eight Billion Dollars That You Cannot Say No
“Una empresa cotizada entera es ahora una reserva de GTA 6 con símbolo bursátil incluido.”
Still Waiting on Trailer 3
GTA 6 Trailer 3: The Most Anticipated Video That Does Not Exist Yet
“Rockstar ha convertido el no hacer absolutamente nada en el contenido más visto de internet.”
White House Cosplays the Cover
The White House Cosplayed a GTA 6 Cover to Look Cool, and Rockstar Answered With Two Words
“La oficina más poderosa del planeta eligió la portada de otro por encima de un mensaje propio, y recibió exactamente las dos palabras que se ganó.”
Media Hub
Cover Art Reveal
The June 2026 announcement
Trailer 2
The one that broke the silence
Trailer 1
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