Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Miley Cyrus schrieb einen Brief an ihr jungeres Selbst fur das Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special und liess es irgendwie sowohl nach einem echten emotionalen Moment als auch nach einer Disney-Lizenzmoglichkeit klingen.”
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The Bright Side
Einmal ohne Ironie liefert Cyrus eine stimmliche Darbietung die beweist dass sie nie die Abrissbirne brauchte.
Hardest Sneer
“Zwei Minuten. Der Song ist zwei Minuten lang. Fur ein Disney-Special das eine Show feiert die vor 15 Jahren endete.”
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Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.