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Sexistential

Robyn · Electropop

8.2/10

Reviewed

The Roast

Robyn verschwand fur 8 Jahre und kam zuruck als ware sie nie weg gewesen. Sexistential ist die Existenzkrise zu der man tatsachlich tanzen wurde.
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The Bright Side

Mit 46 schreibt Robyn uber IVF, alleinerziehende Mutterschaft und Verlangen mit derselben emotionalen Prazision die Dancing On My Own zur Generationenhymne machte.

Hardest Sneer

Der Titeltrack paart Beichttexte uber IVF mit Referenzen an die Adam Sandler Komodie von 2008.

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Issues (3)

Eight-year gaps between albums

Receipt

Fans had to survive on a single Honey album for nearly a decade. Some of us developed entire personalities in that time.

Fix

Release music more than once per geological era. Your fans are aging in real time.

The Zohan reference

Receipt

The title track references a 2008 Adam Sandler movie. In a song about IVF. In 2026.

Fix

Sometimes the weird flex works. This time it mostly does. Mostly.

Sequencing choices

Receipt

The album front-loads its most accessible tracks, leaving the experimental back half feeling like a different record.

Fix

Trust your audience to handle the weird stuff early. They waited 8 years. They can handle it.