Bittere Brigitte hörte “Hope”
Thomas Geelens · Pop / Acoustic
Full Truth Bewertung
“"I hope that God blesses your life and you get to be a mother and a wife." Thomas wrote a breakup song disguised as a blessing, and it's giving "I'm happy for you" through gritted teeth. The entire song is "I hope you find everything you want... but if it doesn't work out, I'm right here." That's not hope; that's a contingency plan. You're not wishing her well; you're leaving a door open and standing behind it with a welcome mat. Points for the melody though — it's pretty enough to almost distract from the emotional manipulation happening in real time.”
Die Gute Seite
“"Come over darlin', put your head on my chest" is genuinely tender and unpretentious. It's a physical, comforting image that doesn't try to be clever. Sometimes the simplest lines are the truest.”
Gefundene Probleme (5)
1. "I Hope You Get to Be a Mother and a Wife" — The 1950s Called
Beweis
"I hope that God blesses your life / and you get to be a mother and a wife" — Thomas. It's 2026. The highest aspiration you can imagine for this woman is... motherhood and marriage? You didn't hope she becomes a CEO, discovers a cure, climbs Kilimanjaro, or achieves literally anything beyond the two roles society has been assigning women since the Bronze Age.
Empfohlene Lösung
Hope she finds what SHE wants, not what a traditional life script dictates. "I hope you find everything you're chasing" puts the agency back where it belongs. Or better yet — if you know her well enough to write this song, you should know her well enough to name her specific dream.
2. "But If You Ever Feel Like Love Is Just Outta Reach, Baby Come to Me"
Beweis
The structure of this song is: [I hope good things for you] BUT [if they don't work out, come to me]. The "but" is doing criminal amounts of heavy lifting. Every hopeful wish comes with a fine-print clause: "terms and conditions apply; I'm still available." That's not selfless love; that's a backup offer.
Empfohlene Lösung
Remove the contingency. If the song is about genuinely wishing someone well, wish them well. Period. No "but." No "come to me." Let the hope be unconditional, and it becomes ten times more powerful. And heartbreaking.
3. "That Sunny Piece of Mind" — It's PEACE, Thomas
Beweis
"I hope that you find / that sunny piece of mind" — The phrase is "peace of mind," not "piece of mind." Unless you're hoping she finds a literal chunk of brain tissue in the sunshine, which would be a very different song. This is the kind of error that makes English teachers develop a drinking problem.
Empfohlene Lösung
"Peace of mind." Two words. One swap. Zero excuse.
4. "Left You in Disbelieve" — The Word Is "Disbelief"
Beweis
"Don't know where to find it / left you in disbelieve" — "Disbelieve" is a verb. The noun is "disbelief." You can disbelieve something, but you can't be left in disbelieve. It's like saying "I'm in sadden" instead of "I'm in sadness." This is two grammar errors in the same song, Thomas. Your lyrics need a proofreader more than they need a producer.
Empfohlene Lösung
"Left you in disbelief." And maybe run the lyrics through a spell checker before the final recording. Just a thought.
5. "I Hope That You'll Walk Proudly Down the Aisle / You'll Catch Me in a Stare"
Beweis
"I hope that you'll walk proudly down the aisle / with your beautiful hair, you'll catch me in a stare / and we'll share a smile" — Wait. You're at her wedding? To someone else? And you're staring at her while she walks down the aisle? And you're hoping she'll notice? Thomas, this isn't romantic. This is the plot of a rom-com where you're the unhinged ex sitting in the back row.
Empfohlene Lösung
If you're wishing her a happy marriage, commit to it. Don't insert yourself into her wedding fantasy. "I hope you walk proudly down the aisle" is a beautiful wish. "And catch me staring" turns it into a hostage situation.
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