Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Miley Cyrus skrev et brev til sit yngre jeg for Hannah Montana 20-aars jubilaeumspecialen.”
Sally's not done with you yet.
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The Bright Side
Uden ironi for en gangs skyld leverer Cyrus en vokal der beviser at hun aldrig havde brug for nedrivningskuglen.
Hardest Sneer
“To minutter. Sangen er to minutter lang.”
Think your work can survive this?
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Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.