Whatever's Clever!
Charlie Puth · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Charlie Puth udgav et album kaldet Whatever's Clever! hvilket er praecis energien af en der toppede med en bilreklamesang.”
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The Bright Side
I aarevis var kritikken mod Puth at han havde talentet men blev ved med at pege paa det.
Hardest Sneer
“Albumtitlen har et udraabstegn. Det er den slags fabrikeret entusiasme der definerer hele Charlie Puths karriere.”
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Issues (3)
80s cosplay
Receipt
The entire album sounds like it was produced in 1987. Which would be impressive if it was 1987 and not 2026.
Fix
Nostalgia is a flavor, not a cuisine. Blend the influences instead of photocopying them.
Emotional vacancy
Receipt
Puth writes about his marriage with the emotional depth of a Hallmark card. The feelings are present but the vulnerability is performed.
Fix
Stop producing your emotions. Let a vocal crack exist. Let a mix be imperfect. Be human.
TikTok musicology brain
Receipt
You can hear the moment in every song where Puth thought about how it would perform on social media. The hooks are engineered, not felt.
Fix
Write a song without imagining the TikTok comment section. Just once.