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THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE

RAYE · Pop/R&B

7.8/10

Reviewed

The Roast

RAYE kaempede i aarevis med sit label for kreativ frihed og fik den endelig. Resultatet? Et album der er 80% genialt og 20% 'jeg burde nok have ladet nogen redigere dette.'
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The Bright Side

Metacritic score paa 90. Et Hans Zimmer samarbejde. En UK nummer et single.

Hardest Sneer

17 numre. Sytten. I en aera hvor albums bliver kortere kiggede RAYE paa streaming-oekonomien og sagde 'absolut ikke.'

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Issues (3)

17-track runtime

Receipt

Over an hour of music. Some songs feel like they exist because RAYE could, not because she should.

Fix

An album this ambitious deserves an editor who is not afraid of the artist. Cut three tracks and this is a 9.

Chapter structure inconsistency

Receipt

The four-chapter concept works beautifully for three chapters and then loses steam in the final stretch.

Fix

Either commit fully to the concept or let the songs speak without the framework.

Hans Zimmer feature

Receipt

Click Clack Symphony featuring Hans Zimmer sounds exactly as extra as that collaboration implies.

Fix

Sometimes restraint is the flex. This was not one of those times, and somehow it still works.