🎬 Movie Review
They Will Kill You
Directed by Kirill Sokolov · Zazie Beetz, Myha'la, Tom Felton
Action / Comedy / Horror · 2026-03-27
“Warner Bros lavede en gyserkomedie der ikke kan bestemme sig.”
6.8/ 10
Film der eksisterer fordi nogen pitchede den i en saetning.
Problemet er engagement.
For en marts-gyser overpraesterer den.
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What it nails
- 01
Bill Skarsgard altid uhyggelig
- 02
Praktiske effekter
- 03
Finalen har spaending
- 04
Aegte grin
What it botches
- 01
Tonskift
- 02
Kan ikke vaelge
- 03
Figurer som offertal
- 04
Traileren viste det bedste
Who it's for
Gyserfans der griner gerne.
Who should skip
Dem der soeger konsistent tone.
The marketing roast
Film om at draebe der ikke kan bestemme sig.
The other critics
Your turn
Your website, CV, or whatever you made. I'll roast that too.
A full teardown from €2,99. No mercy.