🎧 Music Roast
Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
“Dau funud. Mae'r gan yn ddau funud o hyd.”
6.5/ 10
Ysgrifennodd Miley Cyrus lythyr at ei hun iau ar gyfer Arbennig 20 Mlynedd Hannah Montana.
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The bright side
Heb eironi am unwaith mae Cyrus yn cyflwyno perfformiad lleisiol sy'n profi nad oedd angen y belen dymchwel arni erioed.
The issues (2)
01
Weaponized nostalgia
“This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.”
The fix There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
02
Two-minute runtime
“In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.”
The fix If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.
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