Younger You
Miley Cyrus · Pop
Reviewed
The Roast
“Ysgrifennodd Miley Cyrus lythyr at ei hun iau ar gyfer Arbennig 20 Mlynedd Hannah Montana.”
Sally's not done with you yet.
Drop a URL, screenshot, or file and Sally will give you the honest truth.
The Bright Side
Heb eironi am unwaith mae Cyrus yn cyflwyno perfformiad lleisiol sy'n profi nad oedd angen y belen dymchwel arni erioed.
Hardest Sneer
“Dau funud. Mae'r gan yn ddau funud o hyd.”
Think your work can survive this?
Drop a URL, screenshot, or file and Sally will give you the honest truth.
Issues (2)
Weaponized nostalgia
Receipt
This single exists to make you feel old. Mission accomplished. Twenty years since Hannah Montana means your childhood is now eligible for a retrospective.
Fix
There is no fix. Time is undefeated. Miley knows it and she is leveraging it.
Two-minute runtime
Receipt
In an era of streaming padding, a 2-minute song feels like either a statement or an afterthought.
Fix
If the emotion lands in two minutes, two minutes is enough. It lands.