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Central Cee · UK Rap/Drill
“سبع أغاني. صدرت بتسويق حرب العصابات في شيبردز بوش.”
7.0/ 10
أصدر Central Cee أسطوانة من 7 أغاني بجوع شخص مديون بإيجار تسعة أشهر.
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The bright side
الإنتاج مظلم ومركز ومتدفق بين الأنواع. سبع أغاني بدون حشو.
The issues (2)
01
Seven tracks is an EP, not an album
“Calling this a major release when it is seven tracks is generous. It is a statement of intent, not a body of work.”
The fix Either go longer or stop pretending seven songs is a full project. It is a tasting menu, not dinner.
02
Guerrilla marketing overshadowed the music
“The Shepherd's Bush pop-ups and radio freestyles got more coverage than the actual songs.”
The fix The music should be the story. Not the rollout.
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